Anyway, I'm a bit too distracted by Cap2 to write a proper post today, so i'll just go with a Lame Joke of the Day.
This story happened for real over the weekend, btw.
Yesterday, I wandered into the kitchen where the mother was doing some food related thing.
"Uguu!", I said, for no particular reason.
"Where?", said the mother.
"Uguu..."
"Oh ya, that's right. There's stir fried beef for lunch."
Kagami break while you digest that.

Uguu means "Got Cow" in Hokkien.
I was so ecstatic at the discovery that I spent the next 5 minutes screaming "Gao" and "Puhi Puhi".