Showing posts with label Food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Food. Show all posts

Monday, December 1, 2008

Doujin lyrics for the ToraDora OP

Not by me, found the mp3 for this Chinese cover together with the lyrics *cough* “somewhere”. No credits came with the package, though I’d really like to know who the crackpot who came up with this crazy version of an already crazy sounding song was. 佩服,佩服. What I really enjoyed was the bloodthirsty violence that erupted over dumplings. Somehow I find that strangely realistic. And definitely fitting for a Kugimi show. The lady who sang it wasn’t bad either. Well, at least it sounded like a lady.

Here it goes, sung to the full version:
Edit: Here's the short ver dubbed over the OP animation by MoonMai.

燃烧 现在就燃烧
莫名其妙被人踩了一脚
菜刀 快拿出菜刀
喋血街头后染红了心跳

bye i bye i

今天嗅见味道 心血来潮
抛弃大小姐的 矜持和外套
墙几米高 匍匐街角
成功认定目标 东北水饺

从小的家教 告诉我不能半途而逃
(不能逃 不能逃 绝对要吃一个饱)
但是看人潮 如此之狂暴 世界仿佛充满了野生强盗
(我们饿了)

于是收起了代表人类的微笑
这种时候不(需要)谁来为人师表
举(起了)双(手后)伴(随着)环境胡乱吼叫
饥饿制造 真实社交
请你收(回去)代表人类的肢爪(念:找)
这种时候该(祈祷)不要被踩烂脚
如(果有)哪(个人)破(坏了)大小姐粉红鞋凹
小心菜刀 火箭炮
注意头爆 残人脑
空留骨架被人解剖(念:抛)

bye i bye i

人们看见水饺 停止争吵
收敛禽兽态貌 手脚仍缠绕
照这样也好 我的目标
本来就是吃饱 并不是暴躁

终于轮到了 伸手拿属于我的水饺
(不要跑 不要跑 要保住矜持骄傲)
斜刺黑影飘 如此之狂嚣 伸手瞬间破坏排队的辛劳
(纱布卧槽)

于是收起了理智构筑的段桥
这种时候不(需要)发扬雷锋遗诏
举(起了)菜(刀后)拉(扯着)犯人陷入泥沼
红眼外交 鲜血迢迢
请你收(回去)代表人类的肢爪
不要以为大(小姐)天生不会发飚
如(果有)哪(个人)破(坏了)大小姐粉红鞋凹
小心鬼妖 望山彪
注意毒药 假钞票
空留深山凄厉惨叫

bye i bye i

不要指望现在文明法则有效
只有暴力才(可以)得到东北水饺
举(起了)双(手后)伴(随着)环境胡乱吼叫
饥饿制造 真实社交
请你抛(弃掉)正义来欺负弱小
这种时候只(需要)抢夺不要吐槽
如(果有)哪(个人)破(坏了)大小姐粉红鞋凹
小心菜刀 火箭炮
注意头爆 残人脑
空留骨架被人解剖(念:抛)
小心鬼妖 望山彪
注意毒药 假钞票
空留深山凄厉惨叫

Monday, July 7, 2008

See what I mean about them not wearing anything below the waist except pantsu?

Kagamisumi has been bragging about his meron-pan experience on MSN recently, so I decided to one-up him and go hunt for some “anime food” myself. (For those who have been broken by Jason, it’s not that kind of meron-pan. I hope.)

There’s some Hokkaido Fair going on in this shopping mall, and I saw dango on the promotion brochure, so I thought I’d go down to have a look. Turned out the fair was quite pathetic and packed full of aunties who were bored enough to go shopping on a weekday morning. All I wanted was dango, which I realized was quite dumb, since the bus trip almost cost me more than the dango. Crap. Anyway, after queuing for half an hour I had a stick of tri-coloured hanami dango. Yay. They looked like this (pic stolen from most reliable source on the internet):


As I couldn’t sing with my mouth full, I hummed the dango song while I ate. The taste was pretty good, but nothing special, tasted like mochi with red bean paste filling. Actually, it was mochi with red bean paste since they’re all made from glutinous rice flour. Never mind.

Then yesterday I got dragged on a trip to some Japanese supermarket all the way in town, supposedly to decode the chicken scratch on the packaging. My mistranslation was not needed after all, since when it came to grocery, the pictures were pretty self explanatory. Saw a lot of Japanese expats/tourists around. And these as well:


Mame daifuku, favourite food of Suzu from Nagasarete Airantou. Made from glutinous rice too, so it tasted exactly like a giant dango.


Doraemon’s namesake. Interesting how the connection was lost in the Chinese translation that I grew up on (小叮当 / 哆啦A梦). Disappointingly, it’s just pancake with red bean filling, and there was a strong smell of eggs. It wasn’t too bad; I was just expecting something more special.

Guess the only anime food obsession I can truly understand is gyudon. It’s one of the best things there are, besides curry rice (the South-east Asian kind). Mai has good tastes in both food and yuri companion.

So what other anime food fetishes shall I experience next?

Sukonbu? Maybe.

Oh no. No, Tailbone Cake on my table please.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Milk Pudding R&D Journal - Batch 2

They taste rotten.

What's the point when you can buy everything at the supermarket?

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

サーターアンダーギー


Sata Andagi…


Sata Andagi…

Sata Andagi!

I was surfing wikipedia's entries on food when i came across Sata Andagi which got me all excited about Azumanga again. It's now running on Tv, but i haven't been following it cos i've probably watched the whole thing 3 times already (while i was in Japan, of course *wink*). I'm looking forward to the Okinawa episode in a few weeks time though, partly because of Sata Andagi, but the main reason is i wanna see how they subbed the "penis (chinsuko)" pun.

Milk Pudding R&D Journal - Batch 1

I mentioned the last time that i learnt to make milk pudding in KL. Although that recipe was delicious like hell, i've decided to do some pudding R&D on my own, since the original recipe was fattening enough to make me dream of Kawasumi Ayako. I'm not saying she's fat, i'm saying i am. She did look rather chubby around the time F/SN anime came out though, but that's besides the point.

The objective of this little project is to produce delicious, not-so-fattening milk pudding, and possibly develop a few new flavours. I came up with the first batch of plain milk pudding this morning. Not too bad, but definitely has room for improvement. More on that later.

Without further ado, here's what went into Batch 1.

Ingredients:

Low-fat milk - 200ml
Low-fat evaporated milk - 200ml
Low-fat sweetened condensed milk - 3 teaspoons
Unflavoured gelatin - 2 teaspoons.

As you can see i went all out to cut down on the calories, using low fat versions wherever possible, although the regular full cream versions should do fine as well. Some of the more sinful ingredients were cut out from the original recipe (can't tell you what they are, commercial secret), and i've scaled down the quantities to more family friendly portions (should serve 4-5).

Preparation:

Mix the 3 "milks" in a pot. Heat the mixture up. Just when it's just about to boil (Use the Force, Luke; Feel, don't think.), turn flame off and add the gelatin in. Stir the mixture until the gelatin is completely dissolved. Let it cool, then pour out into moulds or whatever container. Refrigerate overnight.


This was what i ended up with this morning. Ok, i know the photo's badly out of focus and you can't really say it's not just a puddle of milk but trust me on this, yeah?

Serving Suggestions:

Can be eaten on it's own (like Gardenia bread) or served with a topping of fresh diced mangoes, which was what i had for breakfast today. I can imagine it would probably go well with canned peaches or chocolate sauce though i've yet to try them out.

Critique and Problems Encountered:

1) Firstly, the taste. On it's own, the pudding tastes slightly too rich. When eaten with mangoes, the fruit's sourness serves to offset the richness somewhat.

2) While stirring in the gelatin, i had a good time fishing out gummy bears from the mixture. It seems that throwing the gelatin in all at one go was a bad idea as it gelled together almost immediately forming "gummy bears".

3) I have a giant pudding which serves 4, but no one to share it with. =(

Possible Improvements and New Directions for Upcoming Batches:

1) To address the problem of richness, i think i'll reduce the proportion of evaporated milk in the mixture.

2) As for the gummy bears, maybe sprinkle the gelatin in bit by bit? Anyone with tips on how to properly dissolve gelatin?

3) Cut quantities by half and use a smaller pot.

4) With the basic milk pudding as a foundation, i can now consider adding flavours to the pudding. Possible candidates are cocoa and coffee, as well as fruits like mango and durian.

I'll start on the next batch after i finish eating this one. Should take me another 2 days or so. The next batch would either be a repeat experiment dealing with the issues raised, or i could try a cocoa milk pudding while working in some of the proposed solutions.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

肉じゃが

This was what i just had for lunch: nikujaga.
And guess what? i made it myself.
Didn't really stick to the recipe i found in the library because a few ingredients are unavailable or plain freaking expensive. So i'll call it 马铃薯焖肉 instead (kagamisumi, dun try to pronounce this in Japanese because it's Chinese).
Actually, i think i know now why nikujaga is so popular in Japan. Besides the fact that it tastes great, it's made from some of the cheapest veggies in the market. Carrots cost about $1.50 per kg. I'm sure you'll die from beta-carotene poisoning if you eat one entire kilogram of carrots. To put things in perspective, the leafy veggies like spinach cost more than $3 per kg, cucumbers $0.70 per kg (which is probably why the satay uncle and chiken rice auntie give you cucumbers). But everything is way cheaper than a Happy Meal™. Moral of this story is if you're a hikikomori surviving on 300 bucks a month, don't eat out.
Here's the recipe if anyone's interested. I can't remember the original source since i don't have the book with me now (maxed out my library loan limit with manga), so i can't credit the author. Sorry la. But i guess something like the recipe for a staple food has got to be public domain, right? =p
Ingredients:
Potato - whatever amount you feel like eating. I used 3 since i was cooking for 4 people.
Carrots - Ditto. I used 2.
Onions - Ditto. Used 2.
Meat - Ditto. 300+ g. I used pork but i guess anything will do as long as it's legal and does not offend too many animal rights activists.
Konjac - I was like " where the f*ck am i suppose to get this" and ended up replacing it with firm beancurd (豆干). Found out that wasn't such a good idea later, but for documentation's sake, i used 2 cubes.
Japanese stock - Wtf, i used plain water. Roughly 3 cups.
Flavouring:
Soy sauce - 2 tbsps, more if you are desperately hypotensive or intend to be on anti-hypertension drugs for the rest of your life.
Sugar - 1 tbsp. Nope, i dun think sugar causes diabetes.
Mirin - Replaced this with brandy, but i guess rice wine will do. Don't ask me why i have brandy in the kitchen cupboard.
Step 1: Peel everything that can be peeled.
Step 2: Chop potato and carrots into bite-size chunks. Cut each onion into 6 wedges. Slice meat into strips 3-4 cm wide. Slice beancurd, i dun think the size matters.
Step 3: Heat up your wok, add oil, heat up the oil, throw in the meat. Stir-fry till the meat just changes colour, toss in the potatoes, carrots, onions, beancurd. Stir fry for a bit more, like 15-20 seconds or so, pour in the stock (or water).
Step 4: Let it boil, then simmer till the potatos are beginning to go soft. Remove scum.
Step 5: Toss in the flavouring, stir.
Step 6: Eat.
I found that beancurd breaks into tiny bits which makes the gravy look dirty. Maybe next time i'll use radish instead.

ごちそうさま。

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Truly Asian Trip

Due to unforeseen circumstances i had to leave KL 3 days earlier and couldn't get much ice cream making done. I swept the floor and mopped the toilet though. But, I didn't leave KL empty handed...

I learnt to make delicious milk pudding!! =)

I can't post the recipe here though or i'll get sued worse than if i got odexed.

And that's not the only thing i got. I have managed to add the following titles to my DVD collection:

Maria-sama ga Miteiru (Features Notomami, Itou Shizuka, Ikezawa Haruna, etc. I heard a new season's coming up or something so i thought i'll take a look. Anyway it has lesbians so it can't be too bad.)
Black Lagoon (Toyoguchi Megumi. Action galore.)
Code Geass (Yukana, Koshimizu Ami... Table humping... 'nuff said.)
NHK ni Yokoso (I dunno who's in this one actually, but it looks so wacky i just had to give it a try.)
XXXHolic (Ohara Sayaka, Itou Shizuka... It's by Clamp. My last experience with their work was X the Movie donkey years ago. Just for reference they did Chobits and Cardcaptor Sakura too. Another one with an upcoming season i think.)
Mahoromatic (Kawasumi Ayako!!!! Btw, i dreamt abt her while i was in KL. Dreamt i met her at the supermarket and she drove me home. She was so sweet... =p I think i'm going mad from all the milk pudding and mango sorbet i've been eating for breakfast, lunch and dinner.)
Appleseed Ex Machina (The 1st movie had Matsuoka Yuki but i dunno abt this one)
Vexille (??? Bought this on a whim.)
The Warlords (Chinese movie starring Jet Li, Andy Lau and that Kaneshiro Takeshi. Notice this is the only title in which i can name more guys than girls. Freaking bloody movie full of manly tears. Kaneshiro's sissy-boy face looks bloody out of place in that movie though.)

And there goes all of my salary for the month of February. If you haven't noticed, quite a bit of those are Odexed. =) I think i'll eventually end up with a tonne of Sunrise and Gonzo DVDs. Sadness.

I'm still in Johore btw, won't be back for a few more days. Finally found an internet connection, so i'm updating.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

ICE MONSTER

I'm now in KL, capital of Truly Asia, eating mango pudding for free at a nice little shop called Ice Monster.

That link is to the Taiwanese site since the boss of the Truly Asian branch didn't have a site of their own. I think she is just lazy.

And i'm helping out with R&D Ice cream btw.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Brown Flow

Qn: How long does it take to make homemade Ice Cream?

Ans: A few hours, depending on how cold your fridge is. But the actual preparation time is only about 5 minutes, and that’s if you’re a bloody slowpoke.

How did I know that?

Well, Ice Cream R&D is another favourite pastime of mine. Yes, I do have other hobbies besides ogling moe girls and mecha.

What’s the point you ask? The konbini stocked full of delicious creamy Ice Cream is just a 3-minute stroll away. A Google search for a recipe takes less than 3 seconds. Why bother with R&D? If everyone thought that way the only ice cream flavour known to Man will be Vanilla and the world would be a sad, sad place to live in.

Then again, the point of my research is not to develop new flavours, though I occasionally do stumble upon new ones. My main objective is to produce a decent ice cream recipe using everyday ingredients that can be found in any household at anytime. No fancy ingredients or equipment like gelatin or liquid nitrogen. No need to make any special trips to the grocer. Take a look in the kitchen cupboard or fridge and everything needed is in there. These are the principles by which I go about my R&D.

After tinkering with various recipes for the past 2 or 3 years, I think I’ve just discovered the right formula that produces the correct Ice Cream-like texture and tastes decent to boot. That might sound lame, but let me tell you it’s not easy to achieve that creamy texture. Too much fluid and the thing becomes a popsicle, frozen rock solid. Too much fat and not enough water gives you Nutella.

And I’m giving the recipe away right here. For Free. I’m not going to patent it. I won’t track the IPs of those visiting this page. I won’t send them letters demanding 5K. Take the recipe and try it for yourself. If you like it, pass it on and I’ll be very happy.

Here you go.

Brown Flow (I know it’s a shitty-sounding name)

Ingredients:
Cocoa/Milo Powder x3 teaspoons (note that the sweetness will be significant if you do use Milo)
Sweetened Condensed Milk x2 teaspoons
Peanut Butter x1 teaspoon
McVities Digestive Biscuit x1 (Really, I’m not kidding.)
Milk x2 tablespoons (maybe 3, I can’t remember. It’s just a solvent anyway so I dun think it really matters.)
Ribena syrup x2 tablespoons
Brandy x1 tablespoon (Well, I have it in my cupboard. My name is ZeoiNagePotato and I have a problem. Not.)
Raisins x1 handful (Depends on how big your hand is. And whether you like raisins.)

Instructions:
Mash the whole lot together, except the raisins. Mash the biscuit real well or it’ll leave a grainy taste in your mouth. The texture should be like Nutella on a very hot day. Like 90°C hot. It’s that runny. Now mix the raisins in and freeze.

Preparation Time:
5 minutes if you’re a slowpoke. 3 minutes if you’re pikachu. Freezing time depends on your freezer. Mine is disgustingly not cold so I’ll leave it in there for at least 12 hours. Another 10 seconds to dump the bowls and spoons used in the sink so someone else can wash it, but that runs concurrently with the 12 hours.

Don't ask me what each ingredient is suppose to do, I don't know. The brandy might be there bcos it acts as an emulsifier or it might be there bcos it makes the whole thing quite posh. I don't know, it's all empirical.

I still have 2 cups of the stuff in my freezer. Maybe once I figure out how to use a digital cam I can take some pictures of Brown Flow.

Bon appetite.